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| London, aka 'Cooler than Arizona' |
Once upon a time there was a girl who's boss had an old grizzled, old artist friend who liked to call and ask her questions like; "I'm already married but would you like to be my second wife?" and just say awkward things to make her uncomfortable in general. One day he came to visit. Her boss made her come meet him even though she very much didn't want to. He gave her a gift (some art) which was very thoughtful and then made her feel very awkward by gushing about her personal appearance to everyone in the vicinity. He then dispensed some helpful advice like she should travel the world and smoke more pot than she was currently in the practice of doing (which was none at all). She agreed about the traveling. She called her a few weeks later and told her she was invited to join him in Europe for two weeks, all expenses paid. Is it wrong that she is tempted to go? The End.
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